Top ten signs that your home may be under renovation
10. There's dust everywhere.
9. You can't walk barefoot around your own house
8. You use a shop vac for everyday vacuuming.
7. You have one (mostly functioning) bathroom.
6. Your kitchen is only somewhat functioning, if at all.
5. You can't find clean socks for the life of you, but you know right where your work gloves are.
4. Your friends all think you're crazy.
3. They know you at the local hardware store.
2. Most of your clothes are work clothes… or they have become work clothes.
1. Friends and co-workers have stopped asking what you did over the weekend.